"Not here to talk to you" HASSL Cap

£24.99 GBP

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You’re out, running errands, getting your coffee, or just existing—when someone decides now is the time to start a conversation you never asked for. This low-profile dad cap has the message embroidered on the back—so they can read it while you walk away.

🖤 Designed to be subtle but effective, this cap is your new go-to for casual days, commutes, gym sessions, and anywhere you’d rather be left alone.

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Highlights

Premium 100% chino cotton twill fabric—because comfort and attitude can co-exist
Adjustable antique buckle strap—for the perfect fit, every time
Breathable 6-panel design—so you stay cool, even when dealing with nonsense
Embroidered message on the back—a reminder for whoever needs it most

Where does my money go?

100% of profits fund HASSL initiatives tackling harassment at the root.

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Shipping

FREE worldwide delivery over £130 - Use code: FREESHIPPING

As we’ve just launched and can't predict demand, please allow 1-3 weeks for your order to arrive.
We ship globally, so customs fees may apply—please check your local regulations.
Depending on your location, items may ship separately, which could result in multiple shipping fees (these will be reflected at checkout).
We’re actively working to reduce shipping costs as we grow—thank you for your support!

Manufacture

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

One size: 52 - 62cm (adjustable)

Product information

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Important information

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), HASSL LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 124-128 City Road, London, England, EC1V 2NX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Is it just merch?

Nope. It’s funding real change, sparking conversations, and making sure harassment isn’t ignored. Wear it, share it, and be part of something bigger.

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Shop to support...

Every purchase helps grow HASSL, support us in launching Stages 3, 4, and 5 of the POA, keep future initiatives free, expand the team, and give you a tool to raise awareness—what more could you ask for?

Where does my money go?

"Not here to talk to you" HASSL Cap