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"Literally not interested" HASSL Sweatshirt

"Literally not interested" HASSL Sweatshirt

Regular price £49.99 GBP
Regular price Sale price £49.99 GBP
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Your outfit is not an invitation. Your existence does not require commentary. And yet, here we are. Someone thinks they’re the main character in your day. Unprompted gym "advice." Unsolicited opinions about your smile. That classic “you’d be prettier if…” comment.

Enter your new favourite sweatshirt. Soft, oversized, and stitched with a subtle but savage message on the sleeve. Because, truly—literally not interested.

Sleeve embroidery: "Literally not interested."

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Highlights

  • Relaxed, oversized fit for everyday wear
  • Super soft fleece lining (comfort AND a statement? Win.)
  • Unisex, neutral tones—because everyone should be repping this
  • Embroidered sleeve detail—noticeable for those who need to see it

Where does my money go?

100% of the profits from this sweatshirt fund HASSL's work.

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Shipping

FREE worldwide delivery over £130 - Use code: FREESHIPPING

  • As we’ve just launched and can't predict demand, please allow 1-3 weeks for your order to arrive.
  • We ship globally, so customs fees may apply—please check your local regulations.
  • Depending on your location, items may ship separately, which could result in multiple shipping fees (these will be reflected at checkout).
  • We’re actively working to reduce shipping costs as we grow—thank you for your support!

Manufacture

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Product features

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Body Length

  • S → 68.6 cm
  • M → 71.1 cm
  • L → 73.7 cm
  • XL → 76.2 cm
  • 2XL → 78.7 cm
  • 3XL → 81.3 cm

Chest Width

  • S → 50.8 cm
  • M → 53.3 cm
  • L → 58.4 cm
  • XL → 63.5 cm
  • 2XL → 67.3 cm
  • 3XL → 71.1 cm

Sleeve Length

  • S → 59.7 cm
  • M → 61 cm
  • L → 61 cm
  • XL → 61 cm
  • 2XL → 61 cm
  • 3XL → 61 cm

Product information

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Important information

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), HASSL LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 124-128 City Road, London, England, EC1V 2NX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Is it just merch?

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Every purchase helps grow HASSL, support us in launching Stages 3, 4, and 5 of the POA, keep future initiatives free, expand the team, and give you a tool to raise awareness—what more could you ask for?